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This is a Strange Vibes Co. original — initiation gear for the tiniest cult recruits.
Made from super-soft cotton that’s gentle on baby skin but tough enough to survive spit-up, chaos naps, and grandma’s rituals. The lap shoulder design and three-snap closure make diaper changes fast, because no parent has time for a puzzle when the cult is calling.
100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1x1 baby rib (soft but durable)
Lap shoulders for easy on/off
Three-snap closure for lightning-fast diaper duty
This isn’t just babywear. It’s tiny cult armor. Start them early, raise them chaotic.
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I Don't Know Shit About Fuck Infant Bodysuit
$24.99
Made from super-soft cotton that’s gentle on baby skin but tough enough to survive spit-up, chaos naps, and grandma’s rituals. The lap shoulder design and three-snap closure make diaper changes fast, because no parent has time for a puzzle when the cult is calling.
100% combed ring-spun cotton in a 1x1 baby rib (soft but durable)
Lap shoulders for easy on/off
Three-snap closure for lightning-fast diaper duty
This isn’t just babywear. It’s tiny cult armor. Start them early, raise them chaotic.