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This is a Strange Vibes Co. original — Grandma’s go-to uniform for chaos, rituals, and questionable life choices.
Soft, fitted, and stupidly comfortable, this tee survives tequila spills, mosh pits, and awkward Sunday brunches. Built to last wash after wash, because Grandma says the cult never fades.
Cult-grade tri-blend fabric (poly/cotton/rayon mix)
Pre-shrunk, because surprises are for Tinder dates, not t-shirts
Lightweight, breathable, ready for reckless everyday wear
Regular fit — unisex unless Grandma declares otherwise
Fit note: These tees run fitted in the shoulders and chest. If you want a looser cult robe, size up — or check the measurement chart to avoid surprises.
This isn’t just merch. It’s initiation gear. Wear it, post it, laugh about it later. Every shirt makes you a little deeper in the weird little cult you keep showing your friends.
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Sex & Sedatives Unisex Tee
$27.99
Soft, fitted, and stupidly comfortable, this tee survives tequila spills, mosh pits, and awkward Sunday brunches. Built to last wash after wash, because Grandma says the cult never fades.
Cult-grade tri-blend fabric (poly/cotton/rayon mix)
Pre-shrunk, because surprises are for Tinder dates, not t-shirts
Lightweight, breathable, ready for reckless everyday wear
Regular fit — unisex unless Grandma declares otherwise
Fit note: These tees run fitted in the shoulders and chest. If you want a looser cult robe, size up — or check the measurement chart to avoid surprises.
This isn’t just merch. It’s initiation gear. Wear it, post it, laugh about it later. Every shirt makes you a little deeper in the weird little cult you keep showing your friends.