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You ever look at a standard issue Army fitness shirt and think…
yeah no, that feels dishonest.
This is the corrected version.
For the runners who don’t run, the lifters who don’t lift, and the “I’ll start Monday” professionals.
Whether your workout is opening the fridge, pacing during phone calls, or emotionally recovering from existing, this shirt understands you.
Inspired by a very serious government shirt and re-engineered for real life.
Wear it to the gym.
Wear it to avoid the gym.
Either way, you’re finally in regulation.
Warning: May trigger confused nods from veterans and concerned looks from motivated people.
Details:
• Soft, comfortable, zero-cardio fabric
• High visibility morale boosting yellow print
• Official uniform of rest days
• Not affiliated with anything official — just emotionally accurate
Motto:
Run? No. Vibes? Yes.
Size Chart
PHYSICALLY UNFIT Tee Unisex t-shirt
$27.99
yeah no, that feels dishonest.
This is the corrected version.
For the runners who don’t run, the lifters who don’t lift, and the “I’ll start Monday” professionals.
Whether your workout is opening the fridge, pacing during phone calls, or emotionally recovering from existing, this shirt understands you.
Inspired by a very serious government shirt and re-engineered for real life.
Wear it to the gym.
Wear it to avoid the gym.
Either way, you’re finally in regulation.
Warning: May trigger confused nods from veterans and concerned looks from motivated people.
Details:
• Soft, comfortable, zero-cardio fabric
• High visibility morale boosting yellow print
• Official uniform of rest days
• Not affiliated with anything official — just emotionally accurate
Motto:
Run? No. Vibes? Yes.
Size guide
| LENGTH (inches) | WIDTH (inches) | CHEST (inches) | |
| XS | 27 | 16 ½ | 31-34 |
| S | 28 | 18 | 34-37 |
| M | 29 | 20 | 38-41 |
| L | 30 | 22 | 42-45 |
| XL | 31 | 24 | 46-49 |
| 2XL | 32 | 26 | 50-53 |
| 3XL | 33 | 28 | 54-57 |
| 4XL | 34 | 30 | 58-61 |